this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
You layed on my kitchen floor with a pile of m&ms at your crotch, said "your lightbulb don't match, is that one new?"
this will be a night to untag.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
Sorry I don't make house calls. You wanna get blown you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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