Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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