we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
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