Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
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