I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
Randomize
