Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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