went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
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