i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
Thanks for being the best husband and reassuring my fuck buddy that you're comfortable with my adultery. You da real MVP.
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
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