are you so shy because you have an std?
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
Disregard everything I texted you last night. Oh, and disregard me hooking up with your boyfriend.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
Randomize
