If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
how does that bad decision feel?
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
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