He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
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