i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
There r osticjed everywhere
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
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