1. Mark my dj buddy and I spent $1000 on bottles last night
2. We were casually offered narcotics while walking down the street
3. I will still be awake when you start school tmw, cause there's no last call
So if any tells you miami is the same as the rest of america, there are just lying to you
whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
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