Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
If you don't answer the phone then I will be forced to leave you a wonderful voicemail of me throwing up
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
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