I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
I woke up and she had washed, dried, folded my clothes, cooked me breakfast, and had started cleaning my room
haha, you sure you didnt fuck your mom?
i told him my stretch marks were scars from a jellyfish sting........he totally bought it
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
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