Hey man sorry I got all grabby
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
I woke up naked in my bathtub at 5:30 this morning. There's legit a spray tan body print of me in the fetal position in my tub.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
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