I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I almost hooked up with this girl last night. she had a tattoo of a cardinal next to her cooter. said it reminded her of her grandpa
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
I don't know how I managed to chip the inside of my tooth w/ a turkey and cheeto sandwich, but I think that's what happened.
I'm sorry, a turkey and WHAT sandwich?!?!
Randomize
