honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
you went over to those random dudes and told them you were an ordained minister and would like to bless their food. they laughed and agreed, then you said "now bow your heads in prayer" as soon as they did you grabbed a taco off their tray and bolted out the door.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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