Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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