at church Sunday morning I dropped an M&M down my dress and it landed in my bra. I fished it out and ate it. A lot of people saw me.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
We couldn't find him for like 4 hours. Turns out he was sitting under a tree and had thrown his phone in a lake because he couldn't figure out how to unlock it. Freshmen.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
I need something that says "I'm gay sometimes but I feel scorned by my straight, non-committal lover, so I'm here to get drunk and make out, and possibly end up in a bathroom with someone who's name I won't remember tomorrow"
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
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