I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
Dental hygienist just pulled two flakes of glitter out. And asked me how i've been doing with the divorce.
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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