thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
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