they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
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