Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
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