My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
It's not mothers day until you're vomitting syrup into grandma's toilet. Cherish the holidays
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
I fill condoms, not promises.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
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