I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
I should start handing out wavers before I have sex with someone. 1. Do you have anything to do tomorrow? 2. Are you ok with sleeping 12 hours from exhaustion. 3. Are you ok with a limp?
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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