im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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