Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
I didn't have toilet paper until 20 minutes ago. But I have champagne. Priorities.
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale
at least it's not cocaine like last time
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