Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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