Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME! I SAID I WANTED SOMEONE CLASSY AND INSTEAD YOU SET ME UP WITH A GUY THAT JUST TOLD ME HIS FAVORITE PLACE TO FUCK IS ON HIS SWAMPBOAT “THE SLAMHOG!”
I DON’T WANT TO FUCK IN A SWAMP
First of all, his AIR boat is named “Slam Hog” not “The Slamhog.” Second, it’s top of the line. Third, don’t dismiss swamp sex before you try it!
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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