Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
just found out that she named her cat after me.
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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