Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
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