So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
When I unzipped my pants I said "Release the Cracken"... she dug it so we're getting married soon.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
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