Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
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Wipe that smile off your face.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
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