Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
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