He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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