No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
Heard I spat fire in your face last night. Wish I could say that I'm sorry
House vote, we're revoking your 151 privileges
I'm sorry.
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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