sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
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My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
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