woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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