I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
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