I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
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