Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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