i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
Randomize
