Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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