if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
I don't know which is more embarrassing, the fact that I shat on the floor today or that I told you about it.
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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