You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
Now I get the fucking shakes every time I hear I'm Sexy And I Know It. Thanks, Captain Morgan.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
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