Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
Seriously, I would hit on barney the dinosaur right now if it meant I was going to get laid.
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
My mind's like "He's a sexist pig" but my uterus is like "YOU SHALL BEAR HIM STRONG CHILDREN"
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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