She's JV to your varsity
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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