White coat. Heels.
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
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