Midget sex pt 2 tonight
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
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