oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
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